Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Santa Banta SMS

  • Santa was writing the passive voice of 'I Made a Mistake' Guess what did he write??....................................................................'I Was Made By A Mistake'..!!

  • Santa - Kal meri patni kuwe mein gir gayi, bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahi thi. Banta - Ab kaisi hai? Santa - Theek hi hogi, kal se to kuwe se koi awaaz nahi ayi..!!

  • Santa - Jo mein mar gaya te tu duja viah karegi? Wife- Nahi, apni bhen naal rahangi, par je main mar gayi? Santa - Main ve teri bahan naal ralevanga.

  • Santa ke ghar ladki ne janam liya. Banta-Jab ladki badi hogi to ladke chhedenge. Santa-Meine iska intzam kar liya hai. Banta-Kya? Santa- Iska naam "DIDI" hoga.

  • Sharabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife open the door Santa-Who are you? Wife-How dare you to forget your wife, Santa-Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai behan..!!

  • Santa- Roj roj palak sabji khilati ho, mein tang aa gaya hun, Wife-Palak main Iron hota hai ji. Santa- To kya mere pichwaade se TMT sariya nikalwaaogi.

  • Santa ki amma mar gae to ek admi bola "Amma mujhe bhi le jatai" fir 2-4 aur bole "Amma humhe bhi le jati". Santa bola "salo chup ho jao, kya amma Tata Sumo karke gae hai?

  • Santa- Mein apni biwi ko pahle B.A. karvaunga, phir uske liye ek acchi si nokri talash karunga aur phir....!! Banta- Phir ek accha sa ladka dekhkar uski shadi karva dena..!!

  • Banta- Scooty kab li? Santa- Kal raat ek ladki mujhe scooty par bahut dur le gai, kapde utar kar boli - Jo chahiye le lo. Mein scooty le aaya. Kapdo ka mein kya karta..!!ehe he.!

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