Non Logical SMS

• Agar aap kahi ja rahe ho or billi raasta kaat le to iska kya matlab hota hai ? ? ?? ??? ???? Iska matlab hai ki BILLI bhi kahi ja rahi hai.

• College me raging ke waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha, on e swal ka jwab do , patna kahan hai? Ladki- Bihar me. Boys – Hum kya mar gaye hai jo bihar me patna hai?

• Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day???
  Its just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins.

• Sorry to disturb u but it is urgent. Can u fax me your photo quickly. Serious matter has come up, actually, we have playing card and we have lost the joker.

• Boy - Pura aa gaya, Girl - Yes, Boy - Fas to nahi raha hai? Girl - Nahi, Boy - Ek bar aur daal doon, Girl - Yes, Boy - Ab kaisa laga, Girl - Wow! Ekdam theek, Boy - OK! Madam ka sandel pack karo..

• Ooncha udne ka armaan , Sabse alag, sabse juda, Jiski hai pyari har ek ada...., Thanks aapne mere baare mein itna pada.

• Kisi ki yaad aaye yaad karo, zyda aaye SMS karo, or zyda aaye phone karo, or bhi zyda aaye milo, usse bhi zyada aaye pyar karo, usse bhi zyda aaye shadi karo.....Fir kabhi yaad nahi aayegi.!

• In park two lovers eating chips by looking in each others eyes. Girl- Dear what are you thinking at this moment? Boy - I think you are...you are eating more chips then me..!!

• Girl opening her legs to boyfriend and asks - Hamare baby ka naam kya hoga? He wears condom and says - Iske baad bhi ho gaya to ....... "JADUGAR" rakhenge !

• Boyfriend-Kya tum meri salary mein gujara kar logi? Girlfriend-Mein to gujara kar lungi par tumhara kya hoga?

• Machar ne ek aadmi ko din me kaata, aadmi bola tum to raat me kaat te ho na? Machar bola ghar ke halaat kharab hai, isliye OVERTIME kar raha hoon.

• Director tells Mallika: Suhag raat ka scene hai. Hero hai aur aap usko doodh ka glass deti hain. Mallika: Glass se hi doodh pilana tha to Vidhya Balan ko leta..!!

• Aaj agar aapka SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge warna Panir-Prantha aur Kashmiri Pulav ke baad Icecream kha ke bhookhe hi so jayenge.

• Jaanwaro ki party me chuha 4 pek laga kar set tha. Billi: Aaj party na hoti to main tujhe kha jaati. Chua: Ja dur ja , nahi to log kehenge ke Pee kar janani koot di.

• Bruce Lee's Favourites:
  Vegitable: Mulee, Breakfast: Idlee, Music: Qawalee, Animal: Billee, Brains: Yours, Why? Khaalee..!!

• Teacher - Beta..!! Zimmedari par ek vakya banao. Chintu - Madam..!! Agar aapke blouse ke 4 buton me se agar 3 toot jaye to saari Zimmedari ek button par aa jayegi.

• New style of proposing a girl "Dekh mein nahi chahta ki mera ladka bada hokar teri ladki ko chhede, muze bura lagega. Tu haan bol dono ko bahi-behan bana dalte hain...!!

• Girl - Bas karo raat se kar rahe ho subah ho gai hai thake nahi kya? Boy - Ye to kuch bhi nahi hai, ab to din raat karunga.......... Kyunki mere message Free hai...("_ _")

• Ek admi chup ke se Nark se nikla aur Swarg me ghus gaya. Faristo ne pakad kar khoob mara. Maar khane ke baad wo utha aur bola, Salo, Tumhari inhi harkato ki wajah se koi swarg me nahi aata..!!

• If I go wrong, I need your hand to correct me. If I win I need your hand to pat me. If I am lost, I need your hand to guide me. In short ye hath mujhe de de thakur..!!

• Top three college rules: 1) Be quiet in the class because, other are sleeping. (2) Don't forget to carry your books because it works as a pillow (3) Keep the campus clean......So be absent..!!

• Sardar: " Aaj ghar jate hi biwi ki panty utarunga" Dost: Aaj bade mood me ho? Sardar: Mood ki aisi ki taisi , Bahut tight hai, Subah galti se uski pehan li.