Motivational SMS

• "When it rains all birds occupy shelter, but EAGLE is only bird avoids rain by flying above the cloud. Problem is common to all but attitude makes the difference".

• "Life is a Rope that swings us through Hope, always believe "Today is much much better than yesterday, and tomorrow will be better than today".

• "Don't go the way life takes you, take life the way you go... And remember you are born to live and don't live because you were born".

• "Samne ho manzil to raste na modna, Jo man me ho wo khwab na todna. Har kadam pe milegi kamyabi tumhe, bas sitare chunne ke liye kabhi zamin na chhodna".

• Manjilen unhi ko milti hain jinke sapno main jaan hoti hai, Pankh se kuch nahin hota, Hoslon se udan hoti hai.

• Wining horse does not know why he runs in Race. He runs because of Beats and pain. Life is a Race and God is your Rider. So if you are in pain then think God wants you to WIN the Race

• Pearl of day: Success is not permanant and failure is not final, So never stop working after success and never stop trying after failure.

• Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their mind cannot change anything, things do not change we change.

• Parindo ko milegi manzil ek din, ye faile hue unke pankh bolte hai, aur wahi log rahte hain khamosh aksr, zamane me jinke huner bolte hai.

• Between yesterday’s mistakes and tomorrow’s hope there is a fantastic opportunity called today live it in style, just enjoy life. Live every moment.

• Imagination is everything . if we can imagine a future, we can create if, if we can create that future, other will live in it that is the essence of success.

• Hard work is like the stairs. Luck is like a lift, life may fail sometimes, but stairs will always get u to the top.

• There should always be some aim when you talk. Aimless talking should always be avoided.

• Jeena nahi jaruri jeene ka andaaz jaruri hai, seene mein chahe hazaron gum ho chehre pe muskan jaruri hai.

• Once a village people decided to pray for rain , On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy came with an umbrella "THATS FAITH", always believe in yourself.

• "Every one wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die.." boley to..... "Sab ko top karna hai par padhna koi nahi chahta"

• Mistakes are painful when they happen but years after a collection of mistakes is called experience which leads you to success...

• Mistakes are not a crime, if you can rectify those mistakes they are the key to success.

• People always call it luck when you have acted more sensibly than they have.

• All men who have achieved great things have been great dreams.

• Be a person full o flove. Stay simple yet happy. When things go wrong, don't go blue, just pray and say "I will get through, Always remember "God Loves You".

• Study as if you were to live forever, live as if you were to die tomorrow.

• Destiny is simply the strength of your desire, If you cry at trouble, it grows double, and if you laugh at trouble, it disappears like a bubble, so keep smiling.!

• The trouble with opportunity is that it always looks bigger going then coming.

• A beautiful belief : If GOD answers your prayer, he is increasing your faith. If he delays he is increasing your pateience. If he doesn't answer, he knows you can handle..!!

• Everything in life has a beautiful ending. If its not beautiful then be sure its sill not the ending. Its just the BEGINING.

• When God leaves you at the edge of a cliff, trust him one of the two things will happen either he will catch you when u fall or he will teach you how to fly...

• Someone said to God, "I have Life", God replied "Who asked you to love life? Just love a person who loves you and life will be beautiful on its own..!!
• Words are one of our chief means of adjusting to all the situations of life. The better control we have over words the more successful our adjustment is likely to be.

• A butterfly lives only four a few days, but still captures many hearts. So quality of life is more important than days. Live each moments hapily and win more hearts..!!

Smiling SMS

• "Smile is the Electricity and life is battery. Whenever you smile the Battery gets charged and a beautiful day is activated. So keep smiling forever and ever".!!

• Smile is the electricity and life is battery whenever u smile the battery gets charged and a beautiful day is activated, so keep smiling forever and ever.

• Happiness is a perfume, you cannot spread on others without getting a few drops on yourself so always be happy to make others.

• Night has to end for another day, mornning has to come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries a the blue bay.

• Hamari acchai ka kitna fayda uthate ho , 1 msg bhej ke 5 free paate ho, hamare dil par kyun zulm dhaate ho, hamara msg forward karke smile marte ho aur dusron pe impression jamate ho..!!

• Wake up and open your chini mini eyes... Stretch your inzy winzy bone and wear those jolly winning smile and say TODAY IS WONDERFUL DAY.

• Touch your heart, close your eyes, make a wish Say good night, Sky so wide, Stars so bright, off the light, smile and sleep quite quite......

• Mausam shabab ka, nasha sharab ka, parda janab ka aur rang gulab ka. In main sabse haseen to dekho sms padhne wala " Mendak Talab Ka"......Tar Tar...tar..!

• Premi - Hamare beech kuch nahi raha, mere saare letter mujhe wapis de do. Premika ne letters ki tokri di aur boli - Isme jo tere hain wo dhoond le..!!

• Yaad aata hai mujhe apke bachpan ka zamana, patli tango par atka hua pajama, behti naak ko haath se ponchkar gale par lagana, kamar se makkhia udate hue awaz lagana.........." Mummy karli...!!"

An Excellent Saying SMS

• Mistakes are painful when they happen but years after a collection of mistakes is called Experience which leads you to success.

• One of the greatest investments which we can make is to invest in health, for there is no other investment like it. It increases our efficiency, our effectiveness in life, our creative and productive ability. Health is life insurance, success and happiness insurance. So we should pray for a sound mind in a sound body.

• Trust is the BASE of all relations but a small mistake can change its entire Meaning, like the meaning "T" from Trust can RUST a relationship.

• Jab khud galti karne par hum khud se naraz nahi hote, to auro ke galti karne par hum unse naraz kiyon ho jaate hai?

• Pyar ki khoj to Laila Majnu ke zamane se ho rahi hai lekin aaj waqt kuch aisa khojne ko hai jo humhe ek alag mukaam dila sake.

• The best part of life......" When your family understands you as a friend........and your friend supports you as your family.

Dream SMS

• The dream is not what you see in sleep, Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep.

• Dream is the rills which originate from your heart and become one in your mind giving the eternal ectasy to your soul never been expereinced and foreseen before!.

Dosti SMS

• Dosti geet hai gane ke liye, dosti gazal hai gungunane ke liye, Har kisi ko ye milti nahi, kyonki jigar chahiye dosti nibhane ke liye.

• Dear o dear, u r not near, but I can hear, don’t get fear, your memories here, live with cheer, no more tear you are always my dear, be friend forever.

• When emotions play their role, heart cries. When heart cries, it doesn't make any sound and the person who listens to the unmade sound is called "DOST" or "Friend".

• Aisa hai dostana hamara, mai kasti tu kinara. Mai daru tu pemana. Mai Barish tu badal. Mai ajma tu chawal. Mai hot tu cool. Mai april tu fool.

• Dosti wo nahi hoti jo "Jaan" deti hai, Dosti wo nahi hoti jo "Muskaan" deti hai, Asli dosti to wo hoti hai, jo pani me gira "Aansu" bhi pehchan leti hai.

• Zamane se alag aap me sharafat dekhi hai, aapke dil me bepanah mohabbat dekhi hai , aap insaan ho ya farishte, aapki dosti me rab ki ibadat dekhi hai.

• Pal do pal me hi milti hai khushi, pal do pal me hi milte hai gum, par jo har pal saath nibhaye, wo dost milte hai kam, jaise ki......."U ME aur HUM".

• Love a friend who hurts you, But don't hurt a friend who loves you. Sacrifice everything for a friend, but don't sacrifice friend for anything.

• Lips chilli ki tarah, cheeks tamatar ki tarah, eyes mater ki tarah, face gobbhi ki taraha, fingers bhindi ki tarah. Oh my God! Ek dost diya wo bhi sabzimandi ki tarah.

• Namaskar, Apki dosti ki validity samapt ho rahi hai, kripya turant hi 5 SMS bhej kar Recharge kare or Life Time Dosti ka labh uthaye. Sender: FRIENDSHIP

• Milte hai acche dost sirf khushnasibo ko, isliye hamari kismat se jalna chod dijiye, tammana ho agar hamare dost se milne ki to jakar aaina dekha lijiye..!!

• Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho, aur...........aur..............................aur..........................aur...........................................aur...............................aur lanat hai aisi zindgi pe...he he ha he he..!!

• Bikte hai gam husn ke bazar me, lakho dard chhipe hote hai ek chote se inkar me, ho jao agar jamane se dukhi to, swagat hai meri dosti ke darbar me..!!

• For all the friendship you share, for all the ways you care, for all the times you are there, you are special and beyond compare.... Just wanna say take care.!

• Meine jannat ki bell bajayi, Aawaj aayi kya chahiye? Mene kaha KAMYABI, KHUSHI, LAMBI UMAR, Aawaj aayi kis ke liye? Mene kaha jo iss SMS ko padh raha hai uske liye. For my friend..!!

• My friendship has got infinite layers, just like onion. You just may not b able to count it, but when you will try to cut it, you will have tears in ur eyes.

• As precious as you are to me. As precious no one can be, I know all friends are hard to choose, but you are the one....I never want to loose.

• Dosti wo nahi hoti jo "Jaan" deti hai, dosti wo nahi hoti jo muskaan deti hai, dosti to wo hoti hai jo pani me gire aansu bhi pehchan leti hai.

Santa Banta SMS

• Santa was writing the passive voice of 'I Made a Mistake' Guess what did he write??....................................................................'I Was Made By A Mistake'..!!

• Santa - Kal meri patni kuwe mein gir gayi, bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahi thi. Banta - Ab kaisi hai? Santa - Theek hi hogi, kal se to kuwe se koi awaaz nahi ayi..!!

• Santa - Jo mein mar gaya te tu duja viah karegi? Wife- Nahi, apni bhen naal rahangi, par je main mar gayi? Santa - Main ve teri bahan naal ralevanga.

• Santa ke ghar ladki ne janam liya. Banta-Jab ladki badi hogi to ladke chhedenge. Santa-Meine iska intzam kar liya hai. Banta-Kya? Santa- Iska naam "DIDI" hoga.

• Sharabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife open the door Santa-Who are you? Wife-How dare you to forget your wife, Santa-Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai behan..!!

• Santa- Roj roj palak sabji khilati ho, mein tang aa gaya hun, Wife-Palak main Iron hota hai ji. Santa- To kya mere pichwaade se TMT sariya nikalwaaogi.

• Santa ki amma mar gae to ek admi bola "Amma mujhe bhi le jatai" fir 2-4 aur bole "Amma humhe bhi le jati". Santa bola "salo chup ho jao, kya amma Tata Sumo karke gae hai?

• Santa- Mein apni biwi ko pahle B.A. karvaunga, phir uske liye ek acchi si nokri talash karunga aur phir....!! Banta- Phir ek accha sa ladka dekhkar uski shadi karva dena..!!

• Banta- Scooty kab li? Santa- Kal raat ek ladki mujhe scooty par bahut dur le gai, kapde utar kar boli - Jo chahiye le lo. Mein scooty le aaya. Kapdo ka mein kya karta..!!ehe he.!

Logical SMS

• Insurance wale bhi kya gajab sitam dhate hai, insurance wale be kya gajab sitam dhate hai, logo ki biwiyo ke paas ghanto bethkr pati ke marne ke fayde samjhate hai.

• Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li, chitragupt – is ko waqt se pahele kyun mara. Yamraj - kya karun march end mein target jo pura karna tha.

• Do you know why hello is so sweet?
  H:How are you?
  E: Everything OK?
  L: Like to see you.
  L: Like to speak you.
  O: Obviously miss you
  So keep saying Hello!
• Your aim in life should be "54321" Surprise na!

5- Five digit salary.

4- Four wheeler vehicle.

3- Three room flat.

2- Two cute children.

1- Smart life partner like me..!!

• Aadmi mandir kyun jata hai? Ans.-Kyunki wahan Aarti hai, pooja hai, Archna hai, Bhawna hai, Aradhna hai, Mahima hai, Vandana hai, Sadhna hai jo mann ko shanti deti hai.

• Bio teacher - Kisi ladki ko agar MIRGI ka attack aaye to usse lambe samay tak kiss karo, wo thik ho jayegi. Student - Par Sir usse attack dilaye kaise? ha ha

• Shivji - Bhakt mai tumhari tapasaya se khush honn bol tujhe kya chahiye, Bhakt - Gitaar dedo prabhu. Shivji - Saale gitaar hota to mai Damru kyun baja raha hota...

• A student was asked to write a signboard for the trafic rules near the college campus. He wrote - "Drive Carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the professors".

• If there is a race between love and friendship, who will win? Ans. None! Do you know why? Because ...................Friendship always compromises and Love always sacrifices..!!

• It is my LAST sms for you, LAST bole to, L-Love you always, A-All time miss you, S-Save you in my heart, T-True friend in my life.

• Bhikhari: Sahab pariwar se dur ho gaya hoon. Milne ke liye 120 rupee ki zarurat hai. Seth: Kahan hai tera Pariwar? Bhikhari: Samne PVR me film dekh raha hai.

Non Logical SMS

• Agar aap kahi ja rahe ho or billi raasta kaat le to iska kya matlab hota hai ? ? ?? ??? ???? Iska matlab hai ki BILLI bhi kahi ja rahi hai.

• College me raging ke waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha, on e swal ka jwab do , patna kahan hai? Ladki- Bihar me. Boys – Hum kya mar gaye hai jo bihar me patna hai?

• Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day???
  Its just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins.

• Sorry to disturb u but it is urgent. Can u fax me your photo quickly. Serious matter has come up, actually, we have playing card and we have lost the joker.

• Boy - Pura aa gaya, Girl - Yes, Boy - Fas to nahi raha hai? Girl - Nahi, Boy - Ek bar aur daal doon, Girl - Yes, Boy - Ab kaisa laga, Girl - Wow! Ekdam theek, Boy - OK! Madam ka sandel pack karo..

• Ooncha udne ka armaan , Sabse alag, sabse juda, Jiski hai pyari har ek ada...., Thanks aapne mere baare mein itna pada.

• Kisi ki yaad aaye yaad karo, zyda aaye SMS karo, or zyda aaye phone karo, or bhi zyda aaye milo, usse bhi zyada aaye pyar karo, usse bhi zyda aaye shadi karo.....Fir kabhi yaad nahi aayegi.!

• In park two lovers eating chips by looking in each others eyes. Girl- Dear what are you thinking at this moment? Boy - I think you are...you are eating more chips then me..!!

• Girl opening her legs to boyfriend and asks - Hamare baby ka naam kya hoga? He wears condom and says - Iske baad bhi ho gaya to ....... "JADUGAR" rakhenge !

• Boyfriend-Kya tum meri salary mein gujara kar logi? Girlfriend-Mein to gujara kar lungi par tumhara kya hoga?

• Machar ne ek aadmi ko din me kaata, aadmi bola tum to raat me kaat te ho na? Machar bola ghar ke halaat kharab hai, isliye OVERTIME kar raha hoon.

• Director tells Mallika: Suhag raat ka scene hai. Hero hai aur aap usko doodh ka glass deti hain. Mallika: Glass se hi doodh pilana tha to Vidhya Balan ko leta..!!

• Aaj agar aapka SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge warna Panir-Prantha aur Kashmiri Pulav ke baad Icecream kha ke bhookhe hi so jayenge.

• Jaanwaro ki party me chuha 4 pek laga kar set tha. Billi: Aaj party na hoti to main tujhe kha jaati. Chua: Ja dur ja , nahi to log kehenge ke Pee kar janani koot di.

• Bruce Lee's Favourites:
  Vegitable: Mulee, Breakfast: Idlee, Music: Qawalee, Animal: Billee, Brains: Yours, Why? Khaalee..!!

• Teacher - Beta..!! Zimmedari par ek vakya banao. Chintu - Madam..!! Agar aapke blouse ke 4 buton me se agar 3 toot jaye to saari Zimmedari ek button par aa jayegi.

• New style of proposing a girl "Dekh mein nahi chahta ki mera ladka bada hokar teri ladki ko chhede, muze bura lagega. Tu haan bol dono ko bahi-behan bana dalte hain...!!

• Girl - Bas karo raat se kar rahe ho subah ho gai hai thake nahi kya? Boy - Ye to kuch bhi nahi hai, ab to din raat karunga.......... Kyunki mere message Free hai...("_ _")

• Ek admi chup ke se Nark se nikla aur Swarg me ghus gaya. Faristo ne pakad kar khoob mara. Maar khane ke baad wo utha aur bola, Salo, Tumhari inhi harkato ki wajah se koi swarg me nahi aata..!!

• If I go wrong, I need your hand to correct me. If I win I need your hand to pat me. If I am lost, I need your hand to guide me. In short ye hath mujhe de de thakur..!!

• Top three college rules: 1) Be quiet in the class because, other are sleeping. (2) Don't forget to carry your books because it works as a pillow (3) Keep the campus clean......So be absent..!!

• Sardar: " Aaj ghar jate hi biwi ki panty utarunga" Dost: Aaj bade mood me ho? Sardar: Mood ki aisi ki taisi , Bahut tight hai, Subah galti se uski pehan li.

Birthday SMS

Dil ki Baat SMS

• Kaash surat aap ki itni pyari na hoti, kaash apse mulakat humari na hoti, sapno mein hi dekh lete aapko, to aaj milne ki itni bekarari na hoti.

• Nasilli aankho se wo jab hamhe dekhte hain, hum ghabrakar ankhen jhuka lete hain, kaun milaaye unn ankho se ankhen, suna hai wo ankho se apna bana lete hai.

• Dil ki chahta kabhi naa adhuri ho , jise bhi chaho usse kabhi na duri ho, mile zindagi ki har khusi aapko, khuda kre hamari ye dua zarur poori ho.

• Riste kaanch ke bane hote hai, tutne par chubhte hai, hatheli par sambhal kar rakhna inhe kyonki ye tutne mein pal aur jodne me barso lagte hai.

• Koi hai jo inn khwabo me hai, koi hai jo in khyalon me hai, koi hai jo in nigahon me hai, magar ye khotta “koi” hai kon?

• A raindrop may seem too small but a thirsty flower awaits it somewhere, this SMS may luk too small to you but it says I remember you.

• Koi hai jo dua karta hai, apno mein mujhe bhi gina karta hai. Bahut khus naseeb samajhte hai khud ko hum, Door rahkar bhi jab koi yaad kiya karta hai.

• When heart beats it says "LUB-DUB". Do you know what it means? LUB says "Live your life best" and DUB says "Do your best in life", So enjoy every beat......!!

• If kisses were water, I would have gave you sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give you a tree. If love is a planet, I will give you the galaxy. If friend is life, I will give you mine.

• Wo aapki kanjusi dillo ko bha gayi, hamhe bhi phone ke bill ki ahmiyat bata gayi, socha ki aapko sms na kar, par kya karein aapki yaad aa gayi.

• Ye phul, ye kaliyan, ye mausam, sab kudrat ke nazaare hai, hum message sirf unhe karte hai, jo aaj bhi kunware hain...!!

• Ye zindgi ek moh maya hai, jeewan me sukh kisne paya hai, ek hum hai jo bhulte nahi hai apko, aur ek aap hai jo kehte hai phir kambakt ka message aaya hai.

• Zamane se alag aap me sharafat dekhi hai, aapke dil me bepanah mohabbat dekhi hai , aap insaan ho ya farishte, aapki dosti me rab ki ibadat dekhi hai.

• Zamane se kab ke guzar gaye hote, thokar lagne se gir gaye hote, agar aapke pyar ke dhage me bandhe na hote, to moti ki tarah bikhar gaye hote.

• Pal do pal me hi milti hai khushi, pal do pal me hi milte hai gum, par jo har pal saath nibhaye, wo dost milte hai kam, jaise ki......."U ME aur HUM".

• Ek sa dil sab ke paas hota hai, fir Q nahi sab pe viswas hot hai, insaan chahe kitna hi aam Q na ho, Wo kisi na kisi ke liye zarur khas hota hai..!

• Zamana kitna kharab ho gaya hai, Har sawaal ka ulta jawaab ho gaya hai, Na call na miss call na hi sms ka jawaab, Har koi mobile rakh ke Nawaab ho gaya hai..!!

• Mil jati hai kitno ko khushi, mil e hai kitno ko gam, Message isliye bhejte hai hum, taki dur rahkar bhi Hamari Dehshat na ho kam. Kyunki we are Business Builders..!!

• Hum na Ajnabi hai na praye hai. Aapke hi jism-o-jaan ke saye hai. Jab bhi jee chahe mahsus kar lena, hum aapki hi sanso me samaye hai.

• Nind apni bhula kar sulaya humko, ansoo apne gira kar hasaya humko, dard kabhi na dena us khuda ki tasvir ko, khuda bhi kahe "Maa" jisko.

• Never break four things in your life - Trust, Promise, Relation, Heart, because when they break - don't make any noise, but pains a lot forever.......

• Zindgi ek chahat ka silsila hai, koi mil jata hai , koi bichad jata hai, jise mangte hai hum apni duao me, vo kisi aur ko bina mange mil jata hai :-)

• Reh na paoge kabhi bhula ke dekho, yakeen na ho to aazma ke dekho, har jagah mehsus hogi hamari kami , apni mehfil ko kitna hi saza ke dekho....

• Yeh zindgai bhi na jane kitne moud deti hai, har moud pe naye sawal deti hai. Dhundti rehte hain hum jawab zindagi bhar, jawab mil jaye toh woh sawal badal deti hai.

• Zindgi ka raaz tanhai me pa liya, jiska bhi gam mila upna bana liya, gam hamara sun ne ko jab na mila koi , to rakha aaina samne aur khud ko suna liya.

• Jo dil me hai wo kahne ko ji karta hai, aapke dil vich rahne ko ji karta hai, rab jane aapka aur mera kya rishta hai, bas aapko apna kehne ko ji karta hai.

• Roshni mein agar noor na hota, Tanha dil ye majboor na hota, hum aapko good morning kahne aate, agar aapka ghar itni door na hota.

• Suna hai asar hota hai baton mein , aap bhi bhul jaoge do-chaar mulakaton mein. Lekin humse bachkar kahan jaoge, aapki dosti ke lakeer hai mere haathon mein.

• Dil jeet le wo jigar hum bhi rakhte hai, katl kar de wo nazar hum bhi rakhte hai, waada kiya hai kisi se hamesha muskurane ka, varna ankhon me samandar hum bhi rakhte hai.

• Dar-dar bhatke hai arman ki tarah, har koi milta hai anjaan ki tarah, tumse to call ki ummid bhi kya karein, tum to sms bhi karte ho ehsaan ki tarah.

• Love is what I see in your eyes when you smile, love is what I feel in every moment when we meet , love is what I hear in every word you say , love is what we share every day we live.
  
  
  

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