- Without SMS days are like, Maunday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, shatterday, Sadday, so sms me everyday...!!
- Principal bola: Agar koi student girls hostel me gaya to 1st time Rs. 100 fine, 2nd time Rs. 200 fine and 3rd time Rs. 500 fine. Student bola: Monthly paas ka kya lagega sir?
- Our life begins with our cry, Our life ends with other's cry. Try to utilize this gap and laugh as much as possible between these cries..
- Tumhe suraj kahun to usme me bhi aag hai, Tumhe chaand kahun to usme me bhi daag hai, Tumhe geet kahun to usme bhi raag hai.. Socha tumhe Bandar kah du par usme bhi dimag hai...!!
- Just go to hell..!! Yes U.., I am talking to U..., B'coz only U can change hell into heaven with ur lovely smile. Yes-Yes, Yehi wali smile..Keep smiling..!!
