Logical SMS

• Insurance wale bhi kya gajab sitam dhate hai, insurance wale be kya gajab sitam dhate hai, logo ki biwiyo ke paas ghanto bethkr pati ke marne ke fayde samjhate hai.

• Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li, chitragupt – is ko waqt se pahele kyun mara. Yamraj - kya karun march end mein target jo pura karna tha.

• Do you know why hello is so sweet?
  H:How are you?
  E: Everything OK?
  L: Like to see you.
  L: Like to speak you.
  O: Obviously miss you
  So keep saying Hello!
• Your aim in life should be "54321" Surprise na!

5- Five digit salary.

4- Four wheeler vehicle.

3- Three room flat.

2- Two cute children.

1- Smart life partner like me..!!

• Aadmi mandir kyun jata hai? Ans.-Kyunki wahan Aarti hai, pooja hai, Archna hai, Bhawna hai, Aradhna hai, Mahima hai, Vandana hai, Sadhna hai jo mann ko shanti deti hai.

• Bio teacher - Kisi ladki ko agar MIRGI ka attack aaye to usse lambe samay tak kiss karo, wo thik ho jayegi. Student - Par Sir usse attack dilaye kaise? ha ha

• Shivji - Bhakt mai tumhari tapasaya se khush honn bol tujhe kya chahiye, Bhakt - Gitaar dedo prabhu. Shivji - Saale gitaar hota to mai Damru kyun baja raha hota...

• A student was asked to write a signboard for the trafic rules near the college campus. He wrote - "Drive Carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the professors".

• If there is a race between love and friendship, who will win? Ans. None! Do you know why? Because ...................Friendship always compromises and Love always sacrifices..!!

• It is my LAST sms for you, LAST bole to, L-Love you always, A-All time miss you, S-Save you in my heart, T-True friend in my life.

• Bhikhari: Sahab pariwar se dur ho gaya hoon. Milne ke liye 120 rupee ki zarurat hai. Seth: Kahan hai tera Pariwar? Bhikhari: Samne PVR me film dekh raha hai.